Last week Mom was changing my diaper (stinkers) and I wanted her to put my bare bum on the rug before it was cleaned.
Mom- We don't put stinkers on the rug, that's gross.
Jaxon- Only Daddy does stinkers on the rug?
M-No, Daddy DOESNT do stinkers on the rug!
J-Oh. He only does Urine on the rug!?
M-No! Daddy does not go to the bathroom on the rug, ever!
J-I go Urine on the loft floor when I'm sick! (this is true, it happened last week while I was naked in prep for a bath--I tinkled on the hardwood in the loft...) And you 'keened it up' wiff your sock! (also true, it was the only thing mom had available on short notice!)
Then yesterday...
J- I want to jump high!
M- Okay, Jump up to the Fan!
J- NO! That would chop my head off onto the rug!
I guess the time of independent thinking has come, its just not always right on. Neither Dad nor Mom told me the fan would "chop my head off" so I guess I came up with that one all on my own.
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